Season 1 (2008)

Ash plays through Treasure’s greatest shooter, as Anthony begins to loathe it.

Based on a true story, and thus significantly less zany than the other episodes.

A teenage girl reenacts the climactic scene from BioShock, to her brother’s chagrin.

A (at the time, and possibly now) late Father’s Day message from Anthony and Ashly.

Ashly and her brother embark on a Professor Layton and the Curious Village-themed adventure.

Ashly Burch is the worst Super Smash Bros Brawl teammate in history.

The horror…

Anthony is at E3, and Ashly is bored.

Ashly is frustrated that a Dark Knight tie-in game has not yet been released.

Ashly uses tactics learned from Jon Blow’s Braid to correct a horrible mistake.

There’s a spy sappin’ Ash’s sentry.

For neither the first nor last time, Anthony has no idea what the hell Ash is doing.

Ashly activates star power.

Ash is in a maze of twisting passages, all alike.

For once, Ash decides to be helpful.

Ash and Anthony are going to have to cooperate.

Ash lists the things she’s thankful for.

What hath Ash wrought?

Why aren’t there any games about the holidays?

Ash and Anthony discuss how last year measured up to the year before it.

A nation mourns.

No resetting.

Ash shows off her strategic mind.

Ash brings two young lovers together.

A flashback reveals Ash’s machinations.

Never accuse Ash of false advertising.

Ash stuffs her face in a spoof on this classic video game.

Like Webster’s, but with more references to Metal Gear.

Ash and Anthony pay homage to the king of all fighting games.

Some songs we need not sing.

Sometimes life isn’t funny.

Video gamer, heal thyself.

Who says fairy tales can’t include walking nuclear tanks?

Dear God, we hope this still feels relevant.

The end begins.

Can epic music make up for spectacularly bad martial artistry? Your call.